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Tuba Butt

A condition of bad flatulence when the farts resonate similar to the sound of a deep tuba instrument. The sound is so close to that of a real tuba that the farter should seriously consider trying out as a tuba player in the orchestra. Tuba Butt is particular hysterical when combined with a Toilet Fart because of the ceramic echo effect of the bowl.
1) Haha, Teddy has tuba butt - watchya doing there Teddy? Trying out for the orchestra with your farts?

2) I heard Billy just got hired by the orchestra because of his amazing tuba butt.
by chr0meice91 April 20, 2022
mugGet the Tuba Buttmug.

butt phlegm

When you're going to have diarrhea and you're trying to poop but nothing comes out and you wipe anyways and it 's just that slime on the toilet paper.
I've had diarrhea all day and now when I try to poop all I have is butt phlegm
by ButtFuckingBillionaires August 6, 2016
mugGet the butt phlegmmug.

butt dude

a man who is fascinated with other men butts. Commonly used to describe men who constantly look at dude butts.
Yo, butt dude, what are you staring at?
You are such a butt dude!
by wordwizard999 November 14, 2010
mugGet the butt dudemug.

Frost butt

Frost butt is the feeling of immense coldness on one’s butt, after sitting on a cold toilet seat. It frequently happens when a window to the bathroom was left open in the wintertime.
Oh man, Andy left the window open again and now I’ve got Frost butt.
by a-town February 26, 2019
mugGet the Frost buttmug.

butt fever

A bad case of diarrhea and vomiting caused by the stomach flu.
Be careful and wash your hands the butt fever will get you down!
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
mugGet the butt fevermug.

Vanilla Butt

Its when you don't tan naked and you're body and butt are different skin tones.
by Xenu Mcfly May 9, 2011
mugGet the Vanilla Buttmug.

butt guy

This is a state of mind. And Energy. Can be masculine or feminine. An Enigma.
Have you read the classic family favorite book "Harry Potter and The Order of The Butt Guy"
by buttguybuttguybuttguy February 25, 2019
mugGet the butt guymug.

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