Taking my talents to South Beach

A figurative "cleveland steamer" as performed by LeBron James...on Cleveland. The resulting malodorous mess in Cleveland had a record reminiscent of the Washington Generals'.

I'm burning my home and taking my talents to South Beach.

by Haterade! December 11, 2011

Tits Up and Taking On Water

-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.

-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.

-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well

Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.

Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.

by romaddeez March 4, 2010

Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

a quote to bring attention to someone repeatedly talking about the same commonly and relevantly known subject.

Person 1: Dude! Did you know Brett Favre is returning to the NFL?

Person 2: Are you still talking about that stripper from last night?

by Jon Bob Long Knob December 21, 2010

non stop talking

Earfucking is the practice by a persons of talking non- stop. If anyone else tries to comment the earfucker simply talks over them. The earfucker is a nightmare for people who are trapped with them in a car, a dinner table or office. They are often also called time suckers or a time suck.

She was non stop talking the entire trip. She earfucked me the whole two hour car ride. I think I said two words maybe.

He is always in non stop talking mode. He earfucked me at my desk for a full hour. He's a total time suck.

by geekqueen September 14, 2013

taking a yard

A shortened version of the common adage: "If you give them an inch, they'll take a yard." Used in circumstances when one has been granted a favor, but attempts to ask for more. Can be used in apologetic, self-deprecation on the part of the asking party, or in disgust by the party being asked. Usually used so that the giving party knows that they are not being taken advantage of, even if they probably are.

A - "I really need to borrow your car for the weekend so I can visit my ho in Cleveland."
B - "But you just borrowed my patent suede shoes, and my Prince Hits album!"
A - "Yeah, I know it seems like I'm taking a yard here, but it's like, important."

by dootch March 23, 2005

Taking Temperature

When you give a girl the option as to where to put your member (Termometer). You can either stick it in her mouth under her tongue or in her ass.

Taking Temperature...
"Hey man my girlfriend was not feeling well on Monday so I took her temperature under her tongue.
On Friday she was feeling much better so I took her temperature in her ass."

Sucking mercury
Bitch got mercked

by Ace, 8's, Flash, Proffesor, Romeo February 25, 2008

smooth talking

The skillful act of twisting yourself out of deep shit and picking up the one and only girl you want.

"Oh my goodness, you're so good at smooth talking!"

by Smoothtalker February 21, 2015