Barbie end tables

(noun) Barbie end tables are the little plastic thingies found in a pizza box that keep the box from collapsing and smashing the pizza. They are a perfect size to use as a Barbie doll accessory as an end table.

We got five pizzas delivered and my niece started to cry because she found out that we threw away the Barbie end tables.

by Marthakay December 13, 2005

tabloidshipping

also called Kaibacest, tabloidshipping is the slash-y pairing between the two Kaiba brothers, Seto and Mokuba

Tabloidshipping is my favorite yaoi pairing.

by Jordyann January 11, 2008

tabitha

Tabitha is the most wonderful thing that has happened to me although it did not last long. The feelings i had and still have for her are very strong and i will never forget the way she made me feel when i looked in to her beautiful eyes, and when i did my heart skipped a beat as i knew that she was the most beautiful girl in the world and i would give anything to have her back.

Tabitha beauty red AFI gone

by mad dowg December 2, 2010

tabitchulate

verb. To bitch about tabulating something. OR To tabulate bitches.

"Why do you keep swearing in your cubicle?"
"I have to tabitchulate grades for the semester."

OR

"Why are you counting those girls?"
"I'm just tabitchulating" (present participle of tabitchulate).

by TheHotPotato February 18, 2009

Taboozaning

Get very drunk and then going to tobogganing. Usually results in injury.

"Dude, it snowed last night! Want to go taboozaning later?"

by babyygirlltwothree March 6, 2010

Table Gypsy

1. A person who goes from table to table stealing food.
2. A homeless guy who survives by livng in all-you-can-eat buffets, usually accompanied by moist-towelette-sponge-baths.

1. "Hey, what the hell is Johnson doing?" asked Paulofaggoteer as he pointed out Johnson going from table to table stealing food. "Oh, he's just being a fuckin Table Gypsy" replied Fuckaroowho

2. Dude, I just saw a Table Gypsy giving himself a towelette bath in the restroom.

by HiyaDouche November 16, 2010

Tabled

To Bend someone over a table and fuck them hard.

Ray tabled his lover in a fit of passion.

by Dirk diddler May 20, 2015