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Luckiest person in the world

The luckiest person in the world is Jaimie because she has the most loving and incredibly perfect girlfriend the gods above could ever create. It's like they took a star out of the sky and gave it to her saying "this is yours to love" and that star was Rose.

Rose is the epitome of perfection. She is perfection personified. She is incredibly talented and kind. Amazingly beautiful and supportive. She is the secret garden that Jaimie wants to run away to each day. That place that is so calming and pretty and that's always there when you need it. That is what Rose is.

And for Jaimie to be allowed to love her? Makes her the luckiest person in the world.
"who is the luckiest person in the world?"
"Jaimie"
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News of the world

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News of the World is here. Watch what you say. It be in the local rag before you can fart.
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