Ur mum gae

ur mum gae

-ur mum gae
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u

*magic happens*

-uno reverse

by Isabust April 10, 2018

Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

by Londos June 27, 2023

Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.

Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression

by Some Dumb British Twat January 30, 2020

ur mums pussy

ur mums pussy is so hot

i enjoyed fucking ur mums pussy last night

by Rjehehehehe September 16, 2022

Mum of 8 chav

A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.

~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?

by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018