The absolute pretence that you are an angel with no baggage or skeletons in your closet and that you are a wholesome, pleasant being with no sexual perversions.
Person 1: Where's that chocolate cake gone?
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
Deviant: I don't know I never touched it.
Person 1: You dirty lying lowdown skank it's all around your mouth and that teenager's bell-end. You are a dirty lying Cliff Richard.
by Shaker 1903 September 25, 2019
Get the Cliff Richardmug. When you put the standard two fingers into a girl's vagina (or the ass for gay men) and make the peace sign for a scandalous surprise.
by Guantanamo Stars June 20, 2011
Get the The Richard Nixonmug. by Jimmy dong johnson December 6, 2019
Get the Bag of richardsmug. by Aww October 30, 2006
Get the Keith Richardsmug. by jimmy smith March 12, 2005
Get the richard nixonmug. American actor and musican commonly remembered as the parking garage attendant in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off". He was also the very first drummer for the band Sonic Youth.
"You guys have nothing to worry about. I'm a profesional" -Richard Edson's character in Ferris Bueller.
by 1-2 crush on you December 28, 2007
Get the Richard Edsonmug. Homie 1: I cant do this shit man, rubme richard now.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.
Homie 2: Fuck off you belend, u wna b a fuckin geek jus to be clever.
by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005
Get the Rubme Richardmug.