Squeeze Willy

Yet another spoof of the phrase "Free Willy", this one was thought of about 30 seconds ago.

Squeeze Willy. It feels like a sponge!

by Zach G. December 6, 2003

squeezing the ice cream

1.Thesaurus: spanking the moneky, stoking the salami, playing tommy tank, natwesting, wanking

2.the art of masturbating

I am having another night in squeezing the ice cream

by uney November 13, 2005

squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LuvMuscle March 26, 2009

squeezledorfed

fucked way too hard in the side of the head. hurts like a bitch, but you feel impressed to have accomplished it.

I was squeezledorfed yesterday and I think I may be dying from the profusely bleeding wound.

by R7XXX February 18, 2009

squeezel

1. to knowingly squeeze in ahead of someone or something even though it is not yet your turn

2. one who takes undo advantage of an opportunity to get ahead of someone else

I was next in line to park my car, but out of nowhere that blue car squeezeled into my space.

by Alley Cat Smith September 4, 2014

Simple Dimple Pop It Squeeze

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze Pop it Squeeze

Sta!? mm. Aaaa
Fishe Napoli fab oli

A song that is funny

Simple Dimple Pop it Squeeze is so funny!
I know, right!

by HamAJPW June 10, 2021

brain squeeze

1. When an object is inserted into each ear of the same person. Causing what looks like an action of squeezing the person's brain.
2. Commonly referred to a sexual act when 2 guys insert their penis into different ears on a female and thrust.
3. Similar to a live 2 person skull fuck.

That girl is an idiot, she must have been brain squeezed one too many times.

by soosh August 25, 2006