Squeeze Toys

Squeeze Toys are a subgroup of Snake Lovers who fantasizes about being crushed by snakes. Squeeze toys become aroused with the idea of feeling a snakes scales sliding against them as it squeezes tighter around them, feeling the muscles tighten and release as it tries to tighten its curled around its squeeze toys mmmm... some squeeze toys also fantasize about being fucked by the snake sliding head, its tail, or one/both of its dicks into their ass/pussy but rarely performs these acts in the real world.

Can I be your snakes squeeze toys, plz?

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

squeezy cheezey

the bag of liquid fake cheese that middle school lunch lady slaves squeeze into a huge pot

squeezey cheezey in a sentence:

“let’s use the beloved squeezy cheezey to poison the innocent students with diarrhea”

by flapdoodle September 17, 2018

Squeezant

A fart.

He pressed his anus hard against to plane's seat and expressed a little squeezant. The noise went unnoticed, but the smell was going to be a little harder to manage.

by Zonal K October 9, 2019

squeeze tree

a squeeze tree comes in many colors and flavors, a squeeze tree has no real definition, it is just simply a squeeze tree

you know what, you are a lemon squeeze tree

by squeeze tree October 29, 2019

Squeeze the Fish

Squeeze the fish the female equivalent to drain the snake/lizard).

Hey Betty, grab us a drink I’m off to squeeze the fish, might be a while, long wait at the ladies .

by Bobbysgirl33 May 17, 2020

Squeezed lemon

An object that is missing the most important part.

"Jon's head is a squeezed lemon" "your PowerPoint presentation is a squeezed lemon"

by J3ll-y October 31, 2020

Squeeze lemons

Someone who spoils a conversation or function with negativity, usually to be toxic or obtuse.

To rain on someone's parade.

A party pooper

A downer

An act of being toxic

Ruiner

"Hey man, how come everytime we're having a good time, you have to come and squeeze lemons? You ruined the party."

by strEEt-sama May 17, 2021