squad mom

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter

The squad mom got us while we were chillin.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

squad mother

Leader of the pack who brings all of their friends from different circles together to create one epic squad.

"You bring everyone together. You're totally our squad mother!"

by WineForever June 27, 2016

squad night

When a group of friends get together and do do weird,gay shit.

Damn,Anton ended up getting a bj last squad night. I guess things got a bit too crazy!

by AyeBoi June 6, 2016

Squad mama

The bike of the group . the one girl who hangs with a squad of guys thinking there her friends. But the boys have other ideas .

We need an empty tonight so squad mama can over.

by Countdown editor April 13, 2017

squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.

Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!

by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017

squad culture

The dynamics of a squad. How the squad uniquely reacts to things that is unlike other squads.

I can't rock BBC because my friends think it means BIG BLACK COCK due to my squad culture not knowing streetwear.

by themanwitdamans July 4, 2017

Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.

A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!

by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017