Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.
I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.
by BotMirage July 26, 2016
mugGet the Squad Dadmug.

squad mom

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter
The squad mom got us while we were chillin.
by BotMirage July 26, 2016
mugGet the squad mommug.