Definitions by BotMirage

squad mom 

The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter

The squad mom got us while we were chillin.

squad mom by BotMirage July 26, 2016

Squad Dad 

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.

I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.

Squad Dad by BotMirage July 26, 2016