Springy

A stoner and the biggest meme on the stow marines realism unit. All the girls love him and he is a great and friendly guy. He is also really handsome and fit.

You are such a springy

by SpringySM March 30, 2017

Silver Springs

A small town in the desert of Nevada, citizens of Silver Springs are often missing teeth, know little of the outside world, and deny the existence of science. However, this may also be blamed by the unhealthy combination of Jack Daniels, Slim Jims and Mormanism, known as the "Nevada Trinity." Every homes abandoned pickup truck must have the tires removed and be contained at least 51% inside the chain link fence. Pitt Bulls are forbidden to be spayed or neutered and may not be chained or kept inside the chain link fence. Silver Springs ranks first in the state of Nevada for Domestic Violence, DUI Arrests and Incest. The average age of conception is 15.58 years or age. The Median income is $10,613.59 (the maximum annual unemployment benefit paid for by the state of Nevada.) The whole place is full of sagebrush, 10 square miles of sagebrush and prostitutes. You can also find mentally (and physically) retarded tourists (counting as fauna) who've been sent there by mistake and think they're at Disneyland. Silver Springs also ranks
#1 for most hookers.
#1 for most meth usage.
#1 for most Californian escapees in the past 3 decades
#1 for most most STD's per square mile (#2 is New Jersey)
#4 for most freaky-type people( who migrate to Bay to Breakers in California once a year).
#2 for being 38th on SAT scores.
#1 for the quickest time to be wedded (or divorced).
#50 for cost of real estate housing after real estate bubble burst.
#666 (or 13) for being Sodom and Gomorrah.

Friend 1: "Did you go to that party in Silver Springs?"
Friend 2: "No, what happened"
Friend 1: " I guess the math teacher from the highschool got caught with a sophomore"
Friend 2: "Again!!"

by WP2316NOFTW December 27, 2010

Spring, Texas

Boring, Lame town filled with impressionable youths, scene kids, paper "gangsters", pot heads, Tools, And pretty much anything else you could think of besides people with common sense, and minds of their own.

I'd rather have a root canal than live in Spring any longer.

by Kelvin Brown August 6, 2005

Spring Cleaning

a term used by drug dealers or high minded criminals to "clean up" when they get word the Feds have obtained a search warrant to check their property.

Tony- Let's go,... NOW!
Paulie- Why?
Tony- Spring Cleaning

by myspace/cartelzww April 24, 2007

Holly Springs

A small town in NC. its full of gay fags, whore, sluts and stuck up bitches. no one is actually from northcarolina here. they all move here from other places, and therefore think there better. they dont care about other people. all the parents think its a better town, but really its full of druggys. everyone is rich so they all shop at hollister and shit. the houses are riduculsly priced and you have to buy alchol at a state run place. its hell on earth.

I'm from holly springs therefore i'm better than you.

by JxGOSSIP! June 12, 2009

spring broke

being broke due to spending all of your money on various spring break items such as beer, weed, shrooms, bad motel rooms, mcnuggets and other miscellaneous items.

sorry man I can't throw down for the keg, I'm spring broke.

by aliciaaaa April 5, 2008

Springfield

A fairly large city in southwest Missouri. Springfield is home to a fairly fun and night-lifey downtown area, A shitload of really conservative christians, Enough money for a couple nice car dealers and an occasional Porche sighting, A big Bass Pro, a really good pizza shoppe (Pizza House), and not much else.

If you are higher-middle class, conservative christian, and BORING, live south of Sunshine. If you aren't, live north of Sunshine or MOVE!

Joe: "I live in a snotty little neighborhood in Springfield, MO where I walk my 4000 dollar shi tzu across my award winning chemical sprayed lawn. I go to an AG, would you like to be saved?"

by Wolfie Rae June 15, 2009