crocodile slide

when u sit on a toilet backwards so that when the shit hits the dry plaster it wil leave a long "snail trail" which is a nice surprise for the next person to see

"hahaaha james just saw the crocodile slide i left for him in the toilet this morning"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

slide bitch

Derogatory term used to describe someone tasked with creating a Powerpoint presentation that will be presented by someone else.

You better clear your calendar. I heard that Sales & Marketing wants you to be their slide bitch for their upcoming executive retreat.

by Anthony Leong July 19, 2005

slide off

The act of inconspicuously exiting a popular social scene, usually a dance floor, with intentions to receive oral sex, AKA heenan, or partake in sexual intercourse. In order to slide off, one must successfully engage in stimulating conversation but quickly disperse from the rest of the crew without others wondering your whereabouts. Only upon returning post-nut bust is a slide off successful. Otherwise, you just dipped out with a girl.

"You know what I'm about, slide off get my cock sucked,
Writing rhymes, watching Scarface in the hot tub."-Jadakiss

by Cobra Kai, White Plains NY June 5, 2009

spider rape

when one uses there hand like two legs walking up a leg like a spider would. usually meaning they want to sitck there penis in the targets vagina

boy- come here bitch im gonna spider rape you... here comes the spider.

girl- what the fuck

by jjjerzak January 27, 2008

Slide into the Dm's

Adverb: to slide into a text/chat with a girl really really smoothly

Boi imma bout to slide into the dm's

by Mr.Quakers4 August 22, 2017

My side slide

This is the other man or woman as lover, on the side of your primary relationship.

Be quiet about seeing me with my side slide at the bar Friday.

by I, Wreckerrr June 11, 2021

spider-man 3

a great and underrated movie that's got too much hate for whiny and pissy fanboys. what they fail to understand is that this was (before it made super-serious bank at the BO) gonna be the last spider-man movie, so things needed to be tied up nice and neatly in the end. though, as good as it is, thats not to say it's perfect. wait for the DC of it.

a Fanboy : dude OmGZ! VENUMZ WAZ SO GAYSZ IN spider-man 3 LIKE TEH MOVIE!!!

moviegoer - you're fucking retarded..

by venomsm3 July 19, 2009