Smurfing

The act of choking a female with a erect male member until her face turns blue.

Tristan; Dude, i totally was smurfing a bitch last night!

Max; Really?

Tristan; Yeah, she called me Papa.

by Scrobichrist March 21, 2016

Poppa Smurf

An engorging penis.

"Stop talking dirty like that or I'm gunna poppa smurf."

by Whoa Nebster November 16, 2018

Smurfed

To get blue balled. To get to the state of prime arousal only to be stopped short by the females unwillingness to carry out intercourse

Broooo, that bitch smurfed me last night. My nuts are still a bit achey this morning

by Sweetwater December 2, 2018

Smurfed

Smurfed is when a man puts on a condom rolls it up to the dickhead and ejaculate inside of the condom and puts it on another person's head.

Yo i totally smurfed a bitch last night!

by Quinoux December 10, 2018

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 19, 2018

Feeding bologna to the smurfs

When your smurf becomes hungry and needs his daily bologna

I walcked into ,y dad feeding bologna to the smurfs. Someone please bleach my eyes

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

Smurf Porn

The display of pornography featuring blue creatures usually performing gang bangs on a similar blue creature with blond hair. The term was first coined in the movie "Donnie Darko" by Ronald Fisher (played by Stuart Stone).

Jack: Hey there son, wanna watch a smurf getting smurfed in the smurf?
John: You mean smurf porn daddy?

by Dada Smurf April 18, 2018