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pizza smoothie

Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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shooting the shit

Talking the talk, much like chatting but more manly. The shit being the gossip.
We were just shooting the shit in Starbucks and he pulled out his gatt.
by Badboy October 30, 2003
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shooting the raindow

choking a girl during sex so her face changes colours like a rainbow then ejaculating into her mouth
im going to shooting the raindow
by ekmo fatu November 26, 2003
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shooting star

where a girl gives a blow job on her knees and the man shoots his cum all over her face and aims for her mouth and she makes a wish.
I gave her a shooting star to wish on.
by donjaundarkly January 26, 2011
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Smithing

Smithing is a violent sexual act used to threaten and gain a desired result.
Can also be used in the context Smith, see below.
You're gunna get a smithing if you dont do as I tell you!
by That King Thing Podcast December 12, 2011
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Smoothie

A wetsuit that forms a smoothed out shape of your body, originally from the name Oneil Smoothie, smoothie now applies to all neoprene wetsuits.
I'm gonna try put this smoothie on, even though its too small for me, it might look extra smooth!
by S Palmer October 9, 2005
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Smooting off

Saying a comment that is too perverted and crosses the line.
I can't have a conversation with that pervert, he keeps smooting off
by Dj Allen September 16, 2007
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