Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

sleeper

In car terms, a sleeper is any car that only has performance modifications and no visual mods. AKA "All bite and no bark"

A sleeper is the complete opposite of a ricer.

(Btw, the sleeper here is the 350Z Driver)

Ricer: "LOL, look at that 350Z. It suxxx. Mah Civic is better in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE."
Z Driver: "I see you're challenging me to a race."
Ricer: "Yo, imma show yo the real power of zis Civic. We race. And I shall win. I'm serious."
Z Driver: "Don't even try. I've got more important matters to attend to--"
Ricer: "YOU SHUT UP! WE'LL RACE, AND I'LL WIN, AND I KNOW IT."

-a little while later-

Ricer: "Goddamn it! YOU N00B! GET BACK HERE FOOL"
Z Driver: "No u."
(Z Driver drives away doing the "lol internet")

by N00berman October 22, 2011

Sleeperish

Meaning sleeper-like. Defined by vehicle with high performance and an unassuming exterior.

- Have you seen his car, it's stupidly quick but it looks so normal?

- Yeah it's pretty sleeperish!

by Wolf59 July 27, 2012

Sleesers

Straight bangs

She went to the hair salon to get her sleesers trimmed.

by ProfVander May 9, 2012

sleeperbation

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.

I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.

by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014

Sleeve Slap

The act of slapping someone in the face with your penis while wearing a condom.

If you don't act right you're gonna get sleeve slapped cuz!

by TheFire67 November 13, 2014

Sleevebreezer

A young, insecure male (including but not limited to teenagers) who looks up definitions on Urban Dictionary.

That guy called me gay, so I called him a sleevebreezer to confuse him.

by BreezersUnited June 10, 2014