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THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE

A saying used by someone who is offended by someones foolish actions and believe that due to their dumbness they are single.
ALEX: HAHA DARREN I TOOK YOUR PARKING SPOT OF 17 YEARS EVEN THOUGH THEIRS PLENTY OF OTHER SPOTS.
DARREN: THATS WHY YOUR SINGLE
by CHIPSANDSAUCE January 13, 2026
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No. I don't need to apologize for rape. I didn't rape anyone. You are stealing both my life and my identity and replace it with YOUR shit life and convincing a gaggle of idiots to help you do it doesn't make you smart and it shouldn't distract from the fact that I was right about the "weaponized schizophrenia" and what it would lead to.
Hym "I'm not apologizing for a single Goddamn thing from the inside of an echo chamber made out of idiots. I'm not going to let a power tripping idiot twist my arm into making an apology for a rape I didn't commit or doing something that is benign. I'm not swapping lives because you don't like the shit I said."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Wait... You're Single?

A common question that girls or boys would ask the opposite sex when they find out this answer.
Wait... You're Single? I didn't know that.
by Bob Chum Person April 21, 2018
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Joel Michael Singer

A little bitch. A male Karen.

An entitled trust fund douche bag with a small penis. Enjoys cheap tequila, acting tough and sucker punching waitstaff before becoming well aquatinted with a choke hold from Henry Rollins’ cheerier personality.

Doesn’t learn his lesson and uses daddies money to Streisand effect his actions across the internet.
Dude, stop being such a Joel Michael Singer. Pussy is running away from us faster than Usain Bolt.
by SweatpantsLawyer May 6, 2020
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Bobby Singer

Bobby Singer is a sassy mofo from the television show Supernatural. He was in a wheelchair when he let the King of Hell use his body. He has kissed the King of Hell. He is known for saying 'Idjits' and 'Balls!'
Dean Winchester: We have to go and hunt the demon!
Bobby Singer: I'm already ahead of you, ya idjit!
by SammyWinchester October 5, 2013
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