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Simon

A sad man who has no life or dick. Cant get any girls, but gets tons of dudes.
omg that dude cant get girls, he's a simon!!
by Killer of your soul November 20, 2016
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simmons

The act in which one sticks out theyre tongue in a Gene Simmons like nature.
Girl 1: *sticks out tongue*
Girl 2: Dont you dare Simmons me!
by Crissy Ace May 18, 2006
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Simon

A sex god, one with many friends and says no to thots. He is humble and respects everyone if they aren't being faggots. When he sees booty, he eats the booty. He gets what he wants. He is called "Daddy" very often, particularly in the bed. Girls cannot resist this sexy motherfucker.
If any Simon happens to be born in November, are you in luck, when in season, the Simon will sprout into his true form.
*in the bed*
Hot Chick: Oh Daddy, thats right. Im so glad I came across you Simon
Simon: Your welcome.

*any other situation*
Hot Chick(s): Oh Simon, thats right, Im so glad I came across you

Simon: Your welcome
by The MdASluGa January 22, 2019
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Braelynn Simone Fisher

A beautiful unique intelligant human being who loves smores and is the smartest and prettiest person in the world. No one can compare to a Braelynn Simone Fisher
Look there is a Braelynn Simone Fisher, she looks beautiful
by brae brae798 September 5, 2011
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simon

means himan "the flap of skin in a females vagina that tears during the first time they have intercourse
"fuck that chicks simon bled all over me!"
by boblee February 7, 2008
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Simon Sayes

1) Often mistaken for the game "simon says".

2) Simon Sayes... Simon Sayes hi and girls slowly melt. He is someone who is stunning, gorgeous and one of the most caring people you could have in their life. A Godsend, an Angel. And he deserves to be appreciated and loved accordingly. He'll be there to catch your back when you've fallen so treasure him. And even if he doesn't believe it, he is beyond amazing and the best howdie partner anyone or any girl could ever ask for. Intelligent, charming and charismatic, he will steal your heart as soon as you look into his eyes. And truly, he's so amazing... desired by many... loved by all

3) as a verb to be a Simon Sayes is synonymous to acting in a manner so great, fantastic, fabulous, awesome and funny in epic proportions. It's almost impossible to find people who can pull of a Simon Sayes, apart from Simon Sayes him self. He's special, unique, one-of-a-kind and entirely lovable.
1) simon says smile

2) i wish i was as nice and kind as Simon Sayes.

everyone loves simon

3) ... sorry only a Simon Sayes can verb his name
by onetwentyeightam July 7, 2010
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Simon.

by Beardyman6969 April 22, 2017
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