Nicotine Shits

Before or After consuming nicotine, you have to dispose poop.

Tyler: Dude, this dip is giving me the Nicotine Shits!
Dave: i know same here.

by assualt911 March 18, 2009

twisted shits

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.

"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."

by Big $exy! January 31, 2020

nut shit

the term nut shit is used when someone is says something so foul, dumb, extra, and unnecessary.

Friend: I just fucked my dog!

You: You're on some nut shit.

by optiprisms September 21, 2019

gassy shit

a bowel movement, accompanied by excessive gas

I took a gassy shit last night after all that fuckin' Mexican food.

by lavazza July 27, 2006

Properly Shitting

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.

Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*

by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018

shit-filled

This has no definition, it just would be really funny in the urban dictionary mug sentence.

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by The man dan with a plan May 21, 2018

shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.

No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.

by Peven glugh November 25, 2011