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Shank

My girlfriend was jerking me off last night but she just didn't do it right. What a shank!
by Annhialation13 April 19, 2017
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Schnitzel Shank

When you get kidnapped by a fat German and he decides to shank you in his new Lederhosen
"Ach! Guten Morgen Kinder, sterben jüdischen Abschaum!"

*You receive a Schnitzel Shank*
by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017
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Shank

Shank, meaning to stab and jiggle a sharp object into someone's body. A deep stab and a little jiggle of the object is all to make a crisp shank.
Watch what you say about Jimmy, if he ever finds you, he'll shank you.
by englishmasterurbaner December 3, 2017
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shank

When you take a sharp object and insert it into someones kidney, best done behind tescos.
Jim "Oi yeah blud weres ta money ya get me shag?"
Bob " I Dunt have it ill get ya it in a week"
Jim "Nah, ill shank ya up instead bruv"
by Lil Calibre December 5, 2017
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Shank

When one goes to the toilet for a shit, and also indulges in having a w@nk, it is referred to as a shank.
I'm going for a shank... Give me about 15
by Rumble2017 February 24, 2018
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Shank

can be used as a name if you like or love someone it can also mean that you physically harmed someone
Shank: I shanked someone with a knife

Shank: Hey shank
by 7271&nsjwjqi81771 February 25, 2018
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Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)
I went to the toilet to have a shank.
by Master w March 11, 2018
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