Selffish

A fish that is obsessed with him or herself.
Also used as an insult to people that want everything to him or herself.

"Dude, Jenny is such a selffish."
"Oh my god, that girl can be so similar to a selffish sometimes..."

by Selffishy May 3, 2009

Self-Partnered

Someone who is single but doesn't want to date anyone.

Ugly guy: Are you single?

Girl: No, I'm self-partnered.

by lia00 November 7, 2019

mindless self indulgence

The urge to touch one's self. To please your naughty bits mindlessly.

I made sweet love to Jimmy Urine and now I'm gonna Mindlessly Indulge Myself. *fingers anus rapidly*

by Steve, Righ? May 12, 2003

go fuck your self

1. Telling someone to go away
2. Telling someone to stop speaking, usually because they are making either negative or non-sensical comments

"Hey Choz...wasn't that you sister I saw working the corner the other day?" "Hey..go fuck your self!"

by Chozito July 4, 2004

Selfing

The act of selfsucking, autofellatio

Hey did you see that guy selfing online tonite?

by able2selfsuck December 28, 2005

self sucker

a guy who can suck more than half of his own cock. you have to be very flexible to do this!

last night, i watched jeff turn into a self sucker, and suck more than half of his 9inch monster.

by in luv w/ a guy frnd November 13, 2006

selfish

Taking a selfie with a fish..

I dived deep near the coral with a chunk of salami stuck in my hear, waited, and as the piranha approach and opened her jaws for a bite, i took the picture. That's how i one first price in the selfish contest!

by turkishcoffe May 20, 2014