Second Hand Magic

The act of getting AIDS as a result of having sexual intercourse with an individual who recently was a sexual partner of Magic Johnson

Person 1: “Yo man, I got second hand magic yesterday!”
Person 2: “ Oh, did you buy a used magic kit?”
Person 1: “ No, I had sex with a girl who recently fucked Magic Johnson!”

by Randy Mead November 18, 2019

second co-cousin-in-law

The grandchild-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.

My second co-cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020

Secondary School

British equivalent to torture. You are forced to wake up early, wear an over-priced, crappy uniform and sit through hours of mind control and brain washing. Most of the people at secondary school end up either dropping out or becoming severely depressed. Very few are actually happy in this prison-like institution, and even fewer make it out alive.

Man, secondary school was the worst time of my life.

by Weirdest Words April 23, 2020

second wave

n. Mysterious viral force that will kill us all.

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Yeah, we have successfully flattened the curve. But the second wave is coming soon. Very soon.

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

Second-hand arousement

When you witness another person become aroused leading to you becoming aroused

Max was horny and had a boner, Andre was looking and he got a boner. Andre had second-hand arousement

by Your friendly neigborhood neek October 12, 2020

Second Wave Coffee and more

A place that makes bland coffee and posts terrible and corny coffee memes. Then decides to do wine and beer for some reason? And completely forgets that second wave was funded by a charity organization.

Second Wave Coffee and More?: Hmm… let’s see… I know let’s also add wine and beer and forget that I work for Arc of the midlands and DDSN. Lol. :-) :-) :-) see I’m :-) because I’m always :-) because I don’t want people I abused to know I’m a depressing bitch Lol. You know who you are.

by PatrickIsUrban August 2, 2021