Schrodinger's shit

When you fart and feel wet in your knockers , thinking it's a shart . But when you check it out , nothing's there.
So you can conclude the dingleberry is there and not at the same time

Jimmy - hey man i gotta go , looks like i sharted

Jerry - what you eat last night man
5 minutes later

Jimmy- it was just a schrodinger's shit man . I'm good

by Uncle_asscrack January 30, 2026

Schrodinger's Bus

When blaming someone for a problem that may or may not exist.

I think max made a mistake but I'm not sure so I'm throwing him under Schrodinger's Bus.

by Mthree January 31, 2026

Schrödinger’s Feminism

Being “strong and empowered” when things go well, but “oppressed and a victim” when the same choices go wrong — depending on what’s more useful at the time.

She voluntarily used OnlyFans to sell her own adult content and made millions, then later claimed she was exploited when it suited her — a textbook case of Schrödinger’s Feminism.

by Maxwatts February 11, 2026

Schrödinger's Ripper

It's when you get your dick ripped off and get it raped and inhaled like a cigarette. Schrödinger will take place if balls malfunction into the 4th plane of reality and fly into someones mouth.

Yo, Mike gave me the Schrödinger's ripper and smoked my pp like a cigarette!

by Seek44 February 16, 2026

schrödinger's incest

When someone who is adopted doesn't get DNA testing but becomes sexually active so they don't know if they are sleeping with relatives or not

Jack and Sally hooking up at the orphanage is schrödinger's incest till the DNA test comes in.

by Father blue beard February 17, 2026

Schrödinger’s Haggler

Someone who exists in a state of contradictory negotiating behavior until observed (i.e., called out): simultaneously outraged at by lowball offers when they’re selling (because “that’s unfair!”), and aggressively lowballing others when they’re buying—both states coexisting in perfect hypocrisy until the contradiction is pointed out and the reality collapses into obvious double standards.

That guy on Marketplace is a total Schrödinger’s Haggler—he flips out and calls you cheap for offering $50 on his $200 listing, but then turns around and lowballs every seller he messages by 70% like it’s nothing

by Vothanus February 20, 2026

schrodinger's bet

When someone bets something and only says they were joking if you win the bet.

"20 bucks you wont get her number"

"just did"

"I was just joking bro, no way I'd actually give you 20 bucks over this"

"nice schrodinger's bet bro"

by evernt February 22, 2026