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John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!
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Mr. Rogers

He was a creepy old man who had his own children’s TV show. He was a real oddball. Mr fucking mcfeely and shit.

Thanks for making me nice and easily trusting of most people, and easy to be taken advantage of. I did exactly what he told me as a child and to be nice to others, and all it did was get me fucking picked on and used... I fucking hate that man.
I can’t believe they made a movie for Mr. Rogers.
by WorseThanHitler November 30, 2020
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self-rogering

British slang for masturbation. Not to be confused with "a proper rogering", which refers to someone who needs a good fuck.
A few clicks on pHub and it is self-rogering time.
by SteelCityMafia November 24, 2017
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Roger Steele

A famous animator who was friends with Hitler's granddaughter and inspired the Apple corporation.
by anonymous August 24, 2023
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Todgy Rogers

Did you see that video of Billy Crystal getting kicked in the Todgy Rogers?

I hear the pain is comparable to giving birth.
by lagr32 September 18, 2022
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Christopher Rogers

There are probably thousands of Christopher Rogers. They are all probably from the United States too. I don’t know but the last name Rogers seems like a very typical American last name. Anyways… A Chris rogers is a bit of a fucken retard at times. He is almost always squeezing in little sarcastic jokes into conversations where ever he can and the majority of them relate to his little shlong. A Christopher Rogers is one of those people that confuses you at times and ends up confusing himself too. He can’t fucking type for shit but the sound of his voice makes up for it anyways. Just like any Chris a Chris Rogers can carry a conversation for well over an hour and can tell a story in so much detail when you think about it, it feels like it is one of your own memories. A Christopher Rogers doesn’t like to lie or doesn’t like spiders. He likes Brussels sprouts with butter and music that is too fast. He for some reason calls a Ute a “truck” and wears shoes in the house. A Christopher Rogers will have a happy ending no matter how bad he thinks his luck is. He will be satisfied with what he has got in the end and the struggles he faced will have been worth it in the end. I know a Christopher Rogers and I love mine.
Person A: “Have you ever met a Chris?”
Person B: “bruh… only about a dozen”
Person A: “What about a Christopher Rogers?”
Person B: “uh… no?”
Person A: “ha! Unlucky”
by _Nevermind June 27, 2024
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rogered

A term used in Canada regarding major internet and cellphone outages, esp. those caused by Rogers Communications or other monopolies
"Sorry I couldn't respond to your text, the whole province was getting rogered yesterday."

"Cellphone customers we rogered by an outage today, reducing internet traffic by 25% in the country."
by MarconiMagpie July 9, 2022
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