fing your ring

To finger oneself due to complete boredom. An action of time wasting for want of better things to do.

I'm so bored! What am I gonna do today?
I dunno, but you can't just sit around and fing your ring all day.

by steelsupply July 17, 2013

faux septum ring

A fake septum ring that clips on. Usually looks VERY real.

Sarah: Come on man, let's get matching septum piercings!

Molly: Dude, my mom would kill me. Although, I could get a faux septum ring!

by Ehhh_no_thanks May 30, 2016

blown o ring

Its what happens when you fart so badly that the thick layer of skin is a.k.a leather donut) is ripped and shredded to peices usually caused from to much anal sex

He got blown o ring did you hear him fart? I can tell by the sound

by camping buddy June 11, 2017

SOFOS NIGGA RING

WHEN NIGGA SOFOS IS ON A GOOFY AHH HOLIDAY AND GETS PERMA RINGED BY HIS MASTER FOFOS THEN HE CRIES AND SENTS ILLEGAL GOOFY SILLY CONCUSSIVE RAMBACULLOUS ELECTRIFIED DEATH THREAST CAUSE HE IS BITCHLESS AND PLAYSCLASH OF CLANS ON HIS HOLIDAYS

bro i wascalling this kid and he was perma sofos nigga ringing me

by dsdqfWGwgvb April 17, 2022

Anti Flirt Ring

When the guy isn’t ready to commit or promise to commit but doesn’t want anyone hitting on you.

Michael isn’t ready or willing to commit or promise to commit. So he gives you a Anti Flirt Ring

by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022

The Ohio Red Ring

When you get ridiculously drunk and run a train on all of your brothers friends

Oh god their so drunk their about to do the Ohio red ring !

by The first toe December 31, 2022

chili ring

The result of eating food so spicy, your anus burns like fire after taking a dump.

Residual capsaicin in fecal matter, causing the mucus membranes in the anal sphincter to burn painfully.

You: "Shit man, I shouldn't have eaten all those jalapeños last night..."

Douche friend: "What's wrong, got chili ring?"

by Arashiin October 9, 2011