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Retard Face 

A Face That is Unique to a person within a social group that annoy everyone within that group
retard face
retard face Again
retard face Forever
retard face Pretty Boy
Retard Face by Josho29292 February 16, 2008

Retard Turtle 

When performing the Awkward Turtle, The person who doesn't know how to properly conduct it and instead face the palms to each other.
Person 1: *Performs retard turtle* "Awkward..."
Person 2: Dude, that turtle is retarded.
Retard Turtle by MikenRiss July 8, 2010

Retard rape baby 

The child of a retard who was raped by another retard.
They could tell from the weird curvature of Michaeline's fucked-up lips that she was conceived as a retard rape baby.
Retard rape baby by Party Team November 4, 2012

Retard Juice

The metaphorical juice someone guzzles right before making a stupid decision out of the blue. Also, some people just sip it all day everyday and make smaller, more numerous stupid decisions all day.
P1: (Guzzles down a fifth of retard juice in one chug) I think im going to quit my job that pays $20 an hour and join the Army!

P2: (sips retard juice all day at work)

P2 Coworker: P2 has been on the retard juice again, thats the 3rd time today he forgot to stock the merchandise and ive had to do it for him.

crap sucking retard

a retard that sucks crap for an extended period of time
john is such a crap sucking retard
crap sucking retard by matt15 July 26, 2006

retardabombed 

When you drink way too much and won't remember doing stupid things, so people take pics to document your retardation.
Hey did you see Rick dancing with a lamp in my pics from Friday nite? He was seriously retardabombed.
retardabombed by foodeegirl May 27, 2011