naked ranger

when a Army Ranger has been in a combat for months at a time without taking a shower, his crotch area and butt crack smells likes thirty pounds of moldy cheese you can smell him from a mile away.

God damm you stink, you smell like Naked Ranger

by big guns August 30, 2006

free-range

A way for breeders to obfuscate the way they raise animals (usually fowl) and increase profit-margins on their product, even though given the choice to roam the field or stay in a climate-controlled food-a-plenty barn, the animals will chose the latter every time fact.

Consumers are given free-range to spend as much as they want to feel good about the animal that probably never roamed out of the barn anyway.

by cagerattler November 27, 2004

Lone Ranger

To sexually stimulate two woman at the same time using a "finger gun" hand-motion with either hand.

"Dude, I heard you had a threesome the other night. Is that true?"

"Yeah man, I totally Lone Rangered those two girls."

by Travis Tisdale February 11, 2014

Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

A man who can't keep his beef bus off the dirt road.

See asspirate, homofag.

So... Didja hear the Phippy's a Royal Canadian Rump Ranger

by Nitro April 12, 2004

Mighty Morphin Ass Ranger

when someone doesn't give a fuck about you and randomly wears colored gloves during the day.

And he usually gives bitches angry dragons.

That fucking mighty morphin ass ranger is pissing me off because he keeps talking about my emo ass black hair.

by jojoemothafuckinbaby July 11, 2009

ranger

Derived from the historical ineptitude of the Texas Rangers major league baseball franchise, it is a verb meaning to suck or blow profusely. It originated as a way to describe the act of sucking or blowing on a consistent annual basis while at the same time offering empty promises of excellence and improvement. Nowadays, it is used as a phrase synonymous with suck and blow.

EX. 1 - Since their move from Washington D.C. in 1972, the Major League Baseball team formerly known as the Washington Senators has exposed its fans to levels of rangering that have never before been seen in mankind's history.

EX. 2 - The Atlanta Hawks have pretty much rangered since the late 90's.

by James/Cass July 19, 2007

rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003