Post-Pipe Push 

The poop you take right after laying some pipe on a girl.

Did you see GoT? That dude shot his dad while he was taking his Post-Pipe Push!

Post-Pipe Push by sullyvan September 29, 2017

Rob’s push 

A tactic used by high level players to use in buttholes.

Hey guys wanna do a “rob’s push” on to site?

Hell yeah, let’s bm these assholes

Rob’s push by 514y312 February 4, 2019

Compaskit for push plugs

An electrical receptacle into which the plug of an electrical device may be inserted; commonly known as an outlet

"I need to charge my phone, where can I find a compaskit for push plugs?"

Compaskit for push plugs by Piaiaism November 22, 2019

snack powered push up

Being powered through the consumption of illegal substances (snacks) and doing naked pushups late into the night powered directly through snacks!

Me: I hear your interested in teamwork so how about a session of snack powered push ups!
You: That sounds like a great time except for your gonna have to lick my taint first and grab hydration and possibly some sugar free pineapple lube! Stat McNasty!

snack powered push up by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself December 10, 2019

the almighty push 

that one final push when you're taking a dump

man bro the almighty push was awesome

the almighty push by my bonerrrr is bigger than you November 11, 2020

Call out push ups

A form of currency amongst gamblers usually wagered in prop bets. If you owe someone call out push ups you must do them immediately without question as directed, anywhere, anytime.

Is also applied to sit ups or anything else bored gamblers can think of.

Call out push ups example:

Degenerate 1: 200 call out pushups I can beat you at backgammon?

Degenerate 2: Sure.

Minutes, months, years or even decades later..

Degenerate 2 in Degenerate 1's office in front of Degenerate 1's boss: I'll take ten right now.

Degenerate 1 does 10 push ups.

Degenerate 2: What time's your wedding tomorrow?

Degenerate 1: 4pm.

Degenerate 2: I'll see you then. You might wanna stretch out. I might cash in on all 190 so it's a day to remember 😊

Call out push ups by spuncer December 8, 2020

Polish pencil push 

As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.

Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.

Polish pencil push by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021