puberty pop

a slight erection brought on at random by an excess amount of testosterone during adolescence. it is usually non sexual.
not to be confused with morning wood.

Girl:Wow, that is pathetic.

Guy:No it isn't, i'm just having a puberty pop.

by Miguel Diego July 5, 2006

pube

the short term for the name of a character from Shakespeare's Caesar. The original name of the character is 'Publius' (poob-LI-us), and it is fun to call someone a 'pube' (poob, not pube like pubic).

It can be used such as:
a. pube
b. pubalicious

Jim: Hey John look at Rick, that douche.
John: I know, he's such a pube.

by GAWPQ888 September 22, 2009

Pube

Nickname of Richard (Dick) Hayre, an economics teacher at my old high school. Honest.

Pupil: Oi, puuuuuuuuube
Pube: Which boy said that?

by RockMink November 10, 2004

asian pubes

derogatory ; a style of pubic hair only available to asians; straight, greasy and course; generally used to distract from genital aesthetics like size, proportion, and discoloration. Resembles Bart Simpson's hair when he goes to church.

She was cute but she has asian pubes.

Not only was he hung like a newborn baby but he has asian pubes as well

by TinoFett June 11, 2006

oral pubes

pubes that tend to reside in ones mouth after oral sex, which then lead to a slurred speech.

What did you say? I can't understand you with all those oral pubes in your mouth!

by Josh Flanders March 12, 2008

emo pube

Someone that listens to crappy music and sits in their room all night alone drinking foreign liquer's and burning lots of candles. They act like they have every problem in the world so they can get attention. Also they wear tight ladies pants.

Look at that guy with his tight pants! What a pube.

He's not a pube, he's an emo pube.

by bill simpson December 28, 2005

pubes

crusty hair

for example crusty pubes are on my salad fuck!

by Hairyniggerjews September 21, 2020