pseudoengineering

It's when your idea is possible in theory, and it "works" and isn't against the laws of physics, but it's just impractically dumb, and the data is clear but you pursue it anyway.

Solar roadways is an example of pseudoengineering.

by anonymous June 1, 2023

Pseudo

An individual who, whether in reaction to having been an outcast in the past or just by the choice to be an overall disagreeable, opinionated individual who usually frequents coffee shops, don’t believe in drinking alcohol and “don’t watch TV” . This is a point of pretension for them, since what TV was and what it has become are vastly different things. The pseudo will sir at a coffee shop etc of preference on a limitless coffee tab and criticize everything except for the few things and people they like. They tend to carry a sense of entitlement and don’t respect rules of any place. If a pseudo is a musician or otherwise somehow involved in the arts, he/ she looks down on the art of others having universal appeal or potential for success.

A) My ex boyfriend’s pseudo friends jammed at his house religiously and if I was around, my every move was under the most critical scrutiny and I was always talked down to. B) The pseudos who ran and practically lived at my neighborhood coffee shop were constantly heckling me when I showed up to get my latte. They did not believe in doing anything but reading or pretending to read and gossiping with and about the other coffee shop regulars. The biggest pseudo announced that he doesn’t watch television . I asked him “What if PBS had an all day marathon of your favorite movies?” He said that would be no exception. Apparently pseudos do it not believe in clothes that match.

by Maggie The Cat September 22, 2023

pseudocide

Faking a death, either yours, someone else’s. It can be a faked suicide or a murder. As long as it’s fake, it’s pseudocide. Also don’t do this, it’s fucked up man, and don’t be like David that one dude who faked his death then pulled up to his own funeral in a fucking HELICOPTER.

Aye bro Jeremy committed pseudocide
OH SHIT HES ALIVE?!?! Imma make sure that bitch dead fr this time.
RONALD NOOO

by LAMBBBB October 11, 2023

Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.

Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.

by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023

pseude

Short for "pseudo-intellectual," someone who believes themselves to be smarter than they really are. Often used on 4chan's /lit/ board to gatekeep interests or call out pretentious users.

Anonymous Wed, Mar 25, 2020 09:39:56 No.14949303 View

If you don't put Flaubert in favourite writers you're a pseude and should leave the board.

Anonymous Mon, Nov 25, 2019 19:20:34 No.14237984 View

>>14236742

1984 isn't any more mature or complex than animal farm you pseude

by i suppose so January 28, 2024

Pseudo sudo

When it looks someone or something is in control but it feels/actually is fake

Everyone knows that the student council's president is just a pseudo sudo, all of the members follow the vice's lead.

by TheMrDucks May 7, 2024

Pseudo Daughter

A girl that didn't have a father figure growing up, and around the same age as a middle aged man's own children. Pseudo son also applies, if a young man wants a dad or whatever.

"_____ is like the daughter I didn't get. She's my pseudo daughter."

by Pajama pants Ninja May 11, 2024