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Problimedes

The great 21st Century problem solver.
Problimedes is a direct descendant of Archimedes.

Anyone can become Problimedes by solving a problem then declaring, "I am Problimedes".
"Ok, ok so it still doesn't work?"
"Hmm, what's changed?"
"The batteries are different!!"
"Try it without the batteries!"
"Eureka! It works!"
"I AM Problimedes!"
by Problimedes February 8, 2008
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problood

dilip "man i wrecked at scrabble, im like a god at it"
josh "yeah man you're fucking problood"
by hazzz August 12, 2009
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promblems

Shula's got 51 promblems but a bitch aint one.
by xoxo_gg March 14, 2010
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Probject

A project that IS or is becoming a problem.
Seth knew from the beginning that our new client would be quite a probject for us.
by Pathsof March 18, 2010
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proberry

someone who is the opposite of a pro; a total failure.
Tay:Did you see Ella at the talent show?
Dree: I know! What a proberry.
by Dreeaddiena January 1, 2011
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Mickey Mouse problem

An example that illustrates a solution but is not actually accuate or proof of the theory.
"2 x 2 = 4 and 2 + 2 = 4, therefore multiplication is the same thing as addition."

Even though 2 x2 DOES equal 4, it is a solution that just happens to fit but is not proof that multiplication is the same thing as addition, since multiplying two values usually results in a figure much different than adding those two values (such as 2 x 20 = 40, but 2 + 20 = 22).

Usage: "No sorry, that doesn't prove anything. That's just a Mickey Mouse problem."
by Venus Libertina November 12, 2010
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probe lobes

"The art of digging in ones ears with a finger to find something either gross, sticky, waxy or just weird...better than looking for a q-tip"

"A person able to find a q-tip, knowingly NOT supposed to stick it in ear lobes, only to dig, get wax, dig deeper and extract blood."

"To probe lobes is a a good way of doing a self exam, but bad form in front of others, somewhat like picking your nose."
"Dude, I keep on having ringing in my ears, I mean I do it, I q-tip: probe lobes and still can't stop the ringing, I think I'm making it worse."

"MAYBE U HAVE TINNITUS AND SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR, TRYING TO A Q TIP TO PROBE LOBES IS DANGEROUS, I SAW IT ON A COMMERCIAL."

"Could be, but I'll go in, some intern will do a onceover, probe lobes, and have a virtual light show in my ear with that spectrum, yo, what's up with that?
by writah' May 17, 2008
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