smacking the pony 

Masturbation

Person 1: "Wow, is Jeff STILL in his room?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he hasnt come down for days, he's probably up there smacking the pony again..."

smacking the pony by abstract_J May 31, 2009

smack the pony 

The equivalent of "Smack Wally". An alternate form of the "Spot the Pony" title of features in young girl's annuals.

Doon MacKichan: "At first we called it Spot the Pony because that's what you have in those young girls' annuals. Then Kevin Lygo suggested Smack the Pony... People think it's a reference to something sexual but in fact it's a made-up thing."

smack the pony by Greg-K May 30, 2020

Dog and pony show

Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail

She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.

Dog and pony show by MrDogAndPony March 3, 2014

Phony Pony 

Description of someone wearing a fake hair weave that looks unusally long for that person.

Long fake hair that looks as if it came off a horse's tail, and used as hair weaves, etc.

That ain't her hair, she's a phony pony!

Phony Pony by Joe Gayle February 21, 2003

Ghetto Pony

One that is like a wigger but even more so ghetto as to completly resemble a black man when he walks into a room.

Jason is such a ghetto pony with all that bling and that fuckin clown suit

Ghetto Pony by adam October 7, 2004

One Horse Pony 

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.

C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!

One Horse Pony by Sully McCockleshank December 23, 2020

stick pony

The act of masturbating with one hand while the thumb from the other hand is inserted in the anus.

Justin couldn't find any toot, so he hung around the house and rode the stick pony.

stick pony by cruiser February 20, 2005