popping vallies

To take illegal pills (usually snapchat ghost shape and/or paracetamol shaped) or to shove ecstasy up you're bum hole when it's wet.

'at the party I was popping vallies' or 'he's so gay he pops vallies'

by Cumshitface69 August 14, 2017

popping jokes

Popping jokes is another way of saying cracking jokes. It doesn't rly make sense tho. I suggest saying cracking jokes when it comes time to use the statement

I'm good at popping jokes

by Qwertyasz August 22, 2017

popping the coconut

To have sex with, hoe around, or sleep with multiple people.

Tina is popping the coconut all around.

by 809StillHill November 3, 2017

pimping your kid

Using your child as an excuse for your own bad behavior or a job promotion your not qualified for.

(name insert) has a degree in applied science and many years experience.
"pimping your kid" states " I have 5 kids from 3 different women and need to support them".

Who should get the job?

by buckeyeoh November 20, 2017

pumping out a harsh grind

Taking a big shit.

"Oh man nothing is better then pumping out a harsh grind."" Usually a much bigger dump then usual, sometimes painful.

by Sorensenator January 28, 2018

Pumping and dumping

The pumping refers to the rhythmic motion during sex and the dumping refers to the climax of the male.

The last time he was pumping and dumping, I got pregnant!!

by CrankyEngineer May 4, 2018

popping outages

When your trying to fit in a size smaller and the boobies won't stay put.

This swim suit is so snug I'm having popping outages

by Arret rebbew May 10, 2018