Palauan Snow Plow

When a man ejaculates just outside of a woman's vagina, then proceeds to plow his penis swiftly and unexpectedly into her vagina, pushing the cum inside. May result in injury upon both ends.

"Dave, Sarah's in the hospital!"
"Yeah, John gave her a Palauan Snow Plow last night."

by Skinny_Bones December 1, 2019

Chow and Plow

When you have anticipation of buying a girl dinner to have sex with her.

When a girl goes on one dinner date and hooks up with you.

Thanks to tinder, I've had the best luck with the ol' Chow and plow.

Life regret: Did the ol' Chow and plow after taking a girl to the Taco Bell. Sex turned into a chili cook-off.

by B Tsunami October 22, 2019

Pull the plow up

Phrase calling out inadequacy in a persons performance, most often while running.

Stems from the ancient practice of plowing fields where farmers found greater speeds when pulling the plow shallower in the ground.

Pull the plow up and finish the marathon in less than 3 hours you slow bastard!

by embarrassedforyou October 9, 2020

German City Snow Plow

A small penis doing a much bigger penis’ job.

Met this big chick at a bar, had a few drinks and then I gave her the German City Snow Plow

by AlwaysAGas March 7, 2021

Asbury Snow Plow

When you are making sweet sweet love to your girlfriend and you cream pie her asshole. Right after she cleans her ass hole up, you come back by and blow a second heaping load of cum all over her poop chute.

Larry: I was fucking Cheri last night and gave her an Asbury Snow Plow.
Adam: I bet it was fucking hilarious when she just got cleaned up?
Larry: Bro, she was so mad, but we went and got a pizza puff later that night.

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

albanian chicken plower

a sexual act of sticking a dildo to either side of a females hips, bending her over, and pretending to ride a lawnmower all whilst the penis is in the vagina.

“you totally gave that chick an albanian chicken plower”

by humanities fc September 13, 2022

Amish field plow

Outside you fill your partners ass with grass and leaves. You then proceed to fuck their asshole to force the foliage deeper inside. (It is recommended to get a nigger so their dick is larger and can push the grass and leaves deeper inside). Once stuffed, fill up the remaining space with more leaves and grass. Then find a cow on the farm, and present your partners ass. The cow begins to eat out of ur partners ass as you jerk off while watching.

Last night she wanted to try the Amish Field Plow. Shit made me busy so fast.

by Igggyzigggyzoggy November 6, 2022