This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick
by Pog man69 February 20, 2022
Get the Oh god please NOmug. 
It means you should stop speaking spanish and speak english in a video game because you are in a english server.
by BruhMomentor August 28, 2020
Get the Please speak Englishmug. Blonde male with a crown and mask on chin, looking around and grinning: "May I please have a water?"
Woman: Oh my god!
Woman: Oh my god!
by Talking Ben Nigger December 12, 2023
Get the May I please have a water?mug. When a person begs for sex. But not equal sex, sex where one person is dominant. You wish you could get fucked. But your a filthy virgin.
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 2, 2022
Get the Fuck Me Pleasemug. An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.
“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”
by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024
Get the Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Pleasemug. by Agclh123400 June 12, 2020
Get the Bitch pleasemug.