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I’m Having a stroke please call someone

When you’re in the process of having a stroke and you nde to lte oothrse nkowwwwwwwwwwwwwww
David-“Why golly gee wilikers, it’s snowing outside!”

Geoff-“David please help I’m having a stroke please call someone
by StarchDisks December 6, 2022
mugGet the I’m Having a stroke please call someonemug.

mods, kill him with rocks please

A funny way of requesting moderators to ban someone.
He's being annoying. mods, kill him with rocks please!
by TechSide December 21, 2024
mugGet the mods, kill him with rocks pleasemug.

Eyesauce I please triangle

Wordplay on isosceles triangle. In this case it's a game where a woman face plants her golden triangle in the face of her gf or bf then masturbates vigorously so as to stimulate her g-spot eventually squirting her girl juice in the eye 👁️ of her partner.
My gf and I did. Eyesauce I please triangle last night. She shot an huge load of girl juice in my left eye and all over my face. I didn't want to wash my face for a week!
by 4realazitgits April 9, 2021
mugGet the Eyesauce I please trianglemug.

Please stfu

A phrase used when one simply can not come up with a proper comeback.Can also be used when scared or simply embarrassed to try and dissolve the situation (fails often).Commonly used by -north korean genesis (aka eduardo el culito)
-Adrian please stfu
-bro just please stfu
Bro stfu
by xxXbelieberXxx June 17, 2022
mugGet the Please stfumug.

nigga please

a nigga begging for a bj from step bro uncle man despacito, wink wink.
nigga please, I NEED THE BIG CACKA DOODLE NIIIIIGGGGAAAAAA :(
by bababoinigg420biiaash January 6, 2021
mugGet the nigga pleasemug.

Sneeze and please

When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
mugGet the Sneeze and pleasemug.

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