Super Piss

When you gotta pee so bad that your bladder hurts and you fel like you have a second gut.

Dude 1. Yea so she was all like lemme give you head so naturally I said hell yea but you'll never guess what she had-
Dude2. Sorry dude but I gotta Super Piss right quick

Girl1. Come say something to me punk! you can't mess with me I do yoga and stuff!
Girl2. Listen u little blond beeyotch you have no idea how lucky you are that I have to super piss!!
Girl1. Nope ur jus scared of m yoga toned thighs
Girl 2 punches girl one out. "I should super piss on you." spits on girl1

by killer_bonbon! November 9, 2009

Piss-slam

Piss-slamming / Piss Slam means:

1.) Beating the shit out of someone, doesn’t count if you jump them with other people.

2.) Smoking the opps

I’m about to piss-slam this bozo

by Grozniac AKA Bopm November 5, 2021

Piss shivers

The tiny fuckin shiver you get when your done pissing

Guy 1: bro do you get piss shivers

Guy 2: ya but why do we get them

by Mistybitch December 8, 2019

Piss baby

Somebody who throws a tantrum when they don’t get their way. Often times they will go out of their way to make other people’s lives more difficult if they don’t get to control every situation.

Me: my entire family has to do whatevar my grandpa wants or else he’ll make our lives a living hell.
Friend: what a piss baby

by Flowerfliff June 20, 2021

pissing needles

Having Gonorrhea , referring to the stinging sensation experienced by the proud owners of a gorgeous case of Clap while urinating.
Variant: pissing pins and needles. This is centuries old slang.

- Sgt. Guarnere, did you keep any morphine?
- No. Doc, I gotta talk to you.
- How's that leg?
- Forget the leg, I'm pissing needles.
- Later.

(Band of Brothers, episode 6)

by Pippo Spano October 11, 2018

shreks piss

While ‘smoking up’ with the lads and you get the munchies and decide to order McDonalds, a banana milkshake is known as Shrek’s piss

Jake asked Jay to order him twenty chicken nuggets and shreks piss from Mac D’s

by Shrekson O’Connor October 31, 2018

purple-pissing

In the context of the Patton speech, gentian violet was used to treat venereal disease. This was The Man insinuating that all the enemy soldiers had VD.

"We want to get the hell over there and clean the goddamn thing up, and then get at those purple-pissing Japs"

by jamesbondmustdie June 5, 2023