Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Pet shark

A small fish or A misheard lyric from hit me with your best shot by Pat benatar

Yesterday I got hit with a pet shark.

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Teacher's Pet

Anyone named Daniel

Daniel is a teacher's pet

by aknfdcdsn May 15, 2023

Pet Supplies

Pet Shop

Hi I'm Ryan, welcome to pet supplies.

by J-Dudson July 31, 2019

pet de shelly

petting the shell of someone’s head

Saleena is pet de shelly

by pet de shelly 101 April 19, 2019

media pet

someone who follows and believes whatever the media says and backs it up using little to no research and biased judgement.

A: Did you read that kids post on twitter?
B: Yea. He's such a media pet

by kimb5 July 7, 2014

Chia Petting

The act of cumming on a bald persons head after the act of sex and sprinkling seeds on the persons head

Just got done chia petting this bald girl, it was quite the rush!

by SassyTerrier February 21, 2021