Shallow Person

A shallow person is a person incapable of experiencing deep thoughts, or understanding when a person is having deep thoughts.
Yesterday I told him that I was having trouble trusting people, and all he said was "cool." He is such a shallow person.
by lonleywolf August 12, 2021
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Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.
Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?
by TAKINGSHEIT September 07, 2022
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personal punish

A particularly energetic and aggressive masturbation, it may smash household objects and result in a snapped banjo string. Must only be done when other house mates are out.
"Why is Quentin's laptop smashed and there's a hole in his wall"
"He found a new website and said it was worth a personal punish"
by Ade Crane February 24, 2008
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person 3

person 1- dude, did you hear about person 3?
person 2- who's person 3?
person 3- yo.
by carrotstew June 03, 2022
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Finnish Person

Someone who can swim in -30°C waters for an indefinite amount of time without dying to hypothermia.
"How long has that guy been swimming in that lake over there?"
"About 2 weeks, I heard that he's a Finnish Person."
by Ternine May 06, 2022
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fleece personality

a middle aged rough looking woman, its the mums that didnt quite make it to the 'milf tag' and have too much mumsy bussiness to be taking care of to consider their appearance. They typically wear stained, faded and un sliming jogging trousers, with wellie shoes or gardening slippers, and or course the fleece which comes in large varieties such as greydull, dullgrey, faded black or animal print. The hair was dyed 3 months previous to when sighted in the highstreet and therefore the woman has a good inch and a halfs worth of grey root. facially unfortunate, wrinkled and teeth resembling the 80 cups of tea consumed that day.

genrally nice people
they smell like a masked sweet and talcompowder to hide the greasyness of the unwashed hair.
guy one; man i wish i had a mum like yours! shes a right MILF

guy two; yeah same yours is such a fleece personality!
by fayecallum February 28, 2010
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Personality Catfishing

When you go out with someone and they seem normal but by the next date they change their personality into someone completely different. Aka their true wack self.
Simon was completely personality catfishing me. One day I thought he was cute then next he turned pyscho.
by Coral McFlynn October 18, 2019
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