Cow Patty

When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.

Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home

by thatausguy July 23, 2019

Patty-Knock

a fetish where the deliverer holds the recipient on their lap, with the recipients feet over their head. the recipient then proceeds to knock the deliverers head down to the ass of the recipient. For added pleasure you may add a buttercream pie on top of that ass, or the deliverer may put on a beak to resemble a bird, also known as patty flocking.

Guy 1: "Damn, that chicks lookin good."
Guy 2:" I'd patty-knock that bitch up."

by Mr.E-us July 31, 2016

Cow Pattie

When someone takes a dump between your legs when they ride it cowgirl style.

We ate taco bell and had to do the cow pattie position.

by Basket1 May 24, 2025

spongebob sludge patty

when at arbys and you give a handjob using horsey sauce as lube

my hoe gave me a spongebob sludge patty the other day… it was fire

by cadenhuckleberry June 7, 2022

Patty

The derivative of 'Chatty Patty', someone who speaks too much and gives up potentially compromising information on others too easily.

George is a patty

by 17ways July 20, 2023

Sigma patty

When you make a Chicken patty sigma

Person one: What are you making?

Person two: A sigma patty.

by Correlophus March 6, 2024

Patty with the cheekbones

used to describe someone on point, with their highlight popping, and their cheekbones so sharp it can Donald Trumps hair

You looking good, Patty with the cheekbones

by zaynahandandjelija February 9, 2017