Your hoe is pissed about her rear end shitsplosion you caused, so she kicked you outta the house. So you’re drivin’ in yo car and you gotta rip a nasty one. You’re stuck in traffic so you go to squeeze out some gas. You put your windows down and the smell is so potent that the driver behind you becomes incapacitated and rear ends you. Surprise surprise, out comes poo. Karma is a smelly SOB.
Ty: Yo Bro you finna finish your story bout the splosion you caused?
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
Biggy: Yea Bro, so my wife kicked me outta the house and I went on a drive to blow off some steam. The Taco Bell I had last week finally hit my b-hole, so I went to rip some air and it smelled horrible. Went to put my windows down cuz I couldn’t breathe and it must have flown right into the nostrils of the buhl behind me. Dude ended up rear ending me (with his car) and I was so surprised, a Rear End Shitsplosion: Part 2 took place. Guess karma got the best of me.
Ty: I envy your life.
by Stoney69 December 22, 2020
Get the Rear end shitsplosion: Part 2mug. 
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by wally_1972 November 23, 2021
Get the Parts Authoritymug. A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions
by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018
Get the Parting of the seas v.2mug. by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021
Get the Double Part Fartmug. It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS.
INCIDENT: SUPER BOWL BET LOST
ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER , DAMNING SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE
INCIDENT: SUPER BOWL BET LOST
ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER , DAMNING SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE
Then a second time I was PEPPER SPRAYED as I was in a RESTROOM STALL going through my belongings and it was the DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL that had just finished and because early on somebody asked me who would win and I would not say, they lost their BET and PEPPER SPRAYED me , knocked on my stall as ALLIED SECURITY UNIVERSAL SERVICES (ASUS) for short as they were taken off the RTC CONTRACT due to lots of VIOLATIONS and this was at SOUTH STRIP TRANSFER TERMINAL. I threw my SIM CARD down the toilet as I felt super threatened after they had pushed me for no reason you can say ELDER ABUSE AND VEGAS NAZISM and at the time I was dressed in full male attire which caused me tremendous problems but ASUS losing the SUPER BOWL BET and throwing the SIM CARD away may have been PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II but more it was a very windy day and it ALLEVIATED a lot of the PAIN thanks to the weather but I fought the elements with my personal effects when they forced me away from the terminal.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 8, 2021
Get the PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART IImug. The main source of value or importance in something being considered. The Pareto principle is that 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes, sometimes shortened as "the 80/20 rule"
YOU: This yard is full of weeds. It'll take us two days to clear them out.
ME: Let's just do the Pareto part surrounding the walkway: that should only take 4 hours and 48 minutes.
ME: Let's just do the Pareto part surrounding the walkway: that should only take 4 hours and 48 minutes.
by billbrown October 10, 2023
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