paperfacing

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses.

You put a napkin on your face, and then you put on glasses. You're paperfacing.

by Menudo T. July 27, 2011

paper cut

A minor thing that annoys you which you like to complain about, something small to complain about.

"A paper cut of mine is when you unfollow someone on twitter and then they contact you and confront you about why you unfollowed them"

by ezentella December 21, 2014

your flag is my toilet paper

No matter who you are or where you are in the world,

your flag is my toilet paper

by I hate you all June 29, 2004

paper

(n) A stock share, usually referring to a low-valued issue, or one with many shares outstanding.

There is a lot of worthless Nortel paper out there.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004

Tossed Paper Salad

When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.

last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer

by Catochi3 January 8, 2008

paper or plastic

Expression that denotes a mental shock, particularly when somebody asks something totally new in a difficult, alien or unknown dialect.

It originated from the shocking experience of immigrants shopping in an American supermarket, when asked about paper or plastic bags; it is a common first culture shock.

1) I didn´t understand a word he was saying. It was like a different language. Paper or plastic?!

by Fernando Gonzalez October 14, 2005

Paper Audience

N. A body of people who happen to be in the presence of someone who loves to hear him/herself talk, regardless of who is present. Such speakers often ask for advice without actually listening to the advice given and instead ends up taking their own advice.

"Man, that professor loves the sound of his own voice! We were basically just a paper audience for him to rant at."

by wordmanjon July 6, 2006