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methanical pancake swiveller

A man with long, greasy hair, green teeth, baggy pinstripe trousers with braces and white plimmies. He sneaks around on farmland waiting for a cow to drop a pat. Slavering with excitement he drops his pants and swivels his bare arse on the still-warm bovine pancake whilst making high-pitched mooing sounds.
Its amazing how many methanical pancake swivellers you see on a sunny day.
by Clagbo July 19, 2006
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panace

To go into a state of mass hysteria following a loss by the Toronto Raptors. May also include the flagrant overreaction that occurs after a member of the Raptors encounters a minor injury.
"Scott started to panace after Chris Bosh missed his second straight free throw"

"Some major panace when the Hawks took a 2 point lead, but luckily Andrea Bargnani came through"
by BillH_TDot April 2, 2007
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The First Pancake

The first born child of the family.
- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.

- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
"Do you ever feel like the first pancake?"

"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."

"I am a first pancake."
by baking420 January 29, 2012
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Pancake Method

The art of pulling out in time and busting on your partners stomach to avoid pregnancy. Then you smear the cum in a circular motion around the belly button area as to mimic syrup on a pancake.
On my trip to South Padre island for spring break I used the pancake method religiously.
by Bing Bong the Gay Jester October 29, 2011
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pagician

When a girl is a magician and does tricks with her pussy.
That girl last night ended up to be a pagician.
by gang_gang7 June 18, 2016
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chinese pancake

When an Asian (called yellow) acts as the butter and a black lady acts as a burnt pancake. The Asian will take a shit and put it in every single one of her holes.
by Fakecrabsarelobsters December 10, 2015
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Panicos

A great leader and a perfect man. Intelligent, confident, assertive, perceptive, attentive, caring, loving. Not the ordinary type, a bit eccentric and insanely sexy. Hard to please and even harder to keep. Expects high standard in everything.
Anna: I've met Panicos! His ideas are exciting.
Helen: He himself is exciting!

John: I worked on that report for two hours and still got negative feedback
Nick: That's because Panicos evaluated it, you know he wants the best! Twenty more hours will do.
by liberated January 5, 2013
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