Packing The Bench

Packing The Bench is the process of managing to fart while needing to poop, all the while avoiding accidentally sharting. The gas passes around the stool, removing gas pockets and allowing the stool to collect and bulk.

"Yo, I'd avoid standing behind me, I'm really packing the bench over here."

by hollow1 October 29, 2023

Mexi Pack

When a Mexian requests a piggy back ride

Pablõ: can I have a ride
Jack: Sure you sexy mexi
Pablõ: I love Mexi Packs

by NKN Urban Dictionary May 4, 2017

Beard packing

The act of carefully packing ones excessively long facial hair into ones anus.

I did not eat that strippers ass. What you were smelling is just some light beard packing.

by Rellov January 17, 2017

Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.

Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!

by Rambler Man June 10, 2021

muscle pack

High quality marijuana. Predominantly kush and purp. Strong Weed.

" Im high as the clouds right now. I been smoking on that muscle pack from Cali."

by Bo Factz October 17, 2014

pope packing

Being so heavily devoted to the lord that you have to start packing boys into your van for a cheeky bum, because children just dont go to church anymore

Genesis 3:5 and then there was pope packing

by ben tha hunta November 15, 2016

poverty pack

A six-pack created not by exercise, but because of eating little food because of the financial situation.

"Did you see Ricky's six-pack?"
"I mean, ya, but it's a poverty pack bruh"

by ricky dinardo March 5, 2020