Pausing the oven timer

To fuck a pregnant woman

Last night I went over to Stacy’s and I was pausing the oven timer

by Lucifer_23 January 28, 2024

Double oven

A euphemism for lesbian sex

She havin' herself some Double Oven

by adsm80 November 25, 2018

Down oven

The act of entrapping noxious fart(s) underneath a down comforter, which allows for the build up of odor until the comforter is lifted by an unsuspecting partner; releasing the aforementioned odor into their face. In effect a time lapsed or extended Dutch oven.

I had been farting sporadically for an hour or so, when I rolled over and lifted the comforter and he realized the full force of my down oven.

by crock pot betty November 25, 2011

Dutch oven

Something you'll never get. A pussy.

See that beta over there? He aint ever gonna get no dutch oven

by coolio456 July 23, 2022

You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven

Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.

Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"

Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"

by Laapwing May 19, 2024

oyster oven

An Oyster Oven is a slang term that describes that act where a women is lying in bed, where she pulls the covers over the their head while admitting air from the vagina, thereby creating an unpleasant situation in an enclosed space.

Man, you dutched opened me! Pff, that's, my girlfriend total oyster ovened me last night while we were in bed.

by AMunie October 18, 2012

Canuck Oven

Where you take a large Bong hit, trap someone under the bed sheets and exhale under the sheet.
Similar to the Dutch Oven.

She normally doesn't smoke, but likes when I give her a Canuck Oven

by Rhyging July 29, 2014