Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

In a world as vast and diverse as ours, belief systems vary greatly, each adding a unique hue to the fabric of humanity. From major religions to indigenous spiritualities, our world is rich with different perspectives. Beneath this tapestry lies a common thread: the human longing for meaning and connection.

At the core of every religion lies compassion, whether through Christianity's Golden Rule, Islam's emphasis on charity, or Buddhism's teachings on loving-kindness. Mocking beliefs disregards this value, fostering division.

In facing global challenges, unity and cooperation are crucial. Respecting each other's beliefs builds bridges, transcending divides and promoting understanding. This fosters a society that is resilient, inclusive, and compassionate.

Mockery sends a ripple effect of negativity and division, fueling conflicts and atrocities. Conversely, tolerance creates a culture of respect and understanding, promoting healing and reconciliation.

While freedom of expression is vital, it must be tempered by respect and civility. Hate speech spreads misinformation and leads to real-world violence. Upholding tolerance ensures everyone can express themselves freely.

Despite differences, universal truths unite us: the desire for happiness, peace, and meaning. Focusing on commonalities fosters a shared humanity, breaking down barriers and building bridges of understanding and solidarity.

This was made for sad_wabbit on Instagram because he looks like a monkey and wants to clown on others for their religion (he told me to write a book about why we should respect others beliefs)

by Weeb.exe1 March 7, 2024

Karen-for-others

A middle age white woman with "the haircut" and sunglasses who, contrary to the stereotype, actually expresses compassion and selflessness in her words and actions.

Wow Marcus when your mom asked to speak to the African American manager I thought she was going to complain and make a scene. Instead she complimented the food and decor and asked where she could leave a 5 star review and complimented the picture of his wife he had in his office.

Yeah she's a real Karen-for-others

by Pski August 8, 2020

other bookmarks

Where you keep all of your porn-related bookmarks on your computer.

I want to bookmark porn. Better put it in other bookmarks.

by honeybee34 March 28, 2020

glenn and the other couple of fellas

some cool badass mothafuckas that know how to rock ,get pussy, and tear shit the fuck up. They follow their boy glenn the lead basser (a badass mothafucka that know how to bass) in hopes to become the greatest fucking rock band of all time!!!!!!

"yo dude did you go to that rock show last night glenn and the other couple of fellas took over the stage and liz flashed her tits."
"yeah dude that shit is so fucking badass"

by Saturdaay February 2, 2022

the other side of the puddle

a place that is, in all ways, different from the place the person saying it is from

Asian person: Wow! I finally received my package from the other side of the puddle! other Asian person: what do you mean from "the other side of the puddle"? Asian person: its from Russia.

by alto bolso January 20, 2022

Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?

I would be a great title maker.

Hym "You want to see what title I would use for you? 'Uni-testicaled retard isn't humble or accomplished... But demands it from others!?' And I would do 🫨 one of these in the thumbnail. Like 🫨 God knows that he's half a man so he took matters into his own hands! Ha!"

by Hym Iam January 23, 2025