Bum Munch

When a person has their trousers or underwear stuck up their arse crack.
Oh my god that girls got major bum munch!
by vix&es August 20, 2008
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Bum Rush

The act of attacking someone or something (usually by a group)with the reckless abandon and fervor of one who has nothing to loose.
The children bum rushed the home baked cookies as they were brought out.
by Paul Organic September 17, 2003
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crumb bum

Someone who is acting like a complete arse, affectionate insult
You crumb bum
by MH June 06, 2003
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Bum Mobile

A low cost piece of transportation equipment e.g. Shopping cart, Wheelbarrow, Bike, Sled. Used by Bums (aka homeless people) to transport their only possesions with them. Mainly old cans, bottles, and any smelly old clothes they have with them. It is a very important piece of equipment for a bum and their livelyhoods depend on it.
That Bum has a phat Bum Mobile yo!

A highly mobile bum should have his own Bum Mobile.

Nigga stole my Bum Mobile!
by TailsAddict July 11, 2008
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Bum and coke

Drug-fuelled Cottaging in a cocktail bar or other upmarket drinking establishment toilet.
Did you come her straight from home tonight?

No, I popped into the Lord Lucan for a quick Bum and Coke.
by cuksocker November 07, 2010
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bum onion

An unfortunate protrusion from the "chocolate starfish" AKA Farmer, Nobby etc. Can be treated with Preparation H, or a similar pharmaceutical product.
"Oooof! These bum onions give me hell when I ride my bicycle": Attributed to J Sheehan 2004
by Dr van Truessen January 27, 2004
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bum blasted

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.
by RobbieJ December 24, 2003
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