>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
by Ryzarh November 09, 2006
At a work function or party when the office bore is talking to you about something dull - what you want them to do is to mingle off and speak to some other poor unsuspecting person
Agh! I cannot believe I got stuck talking to that technician guy who loves comics at the other day. I wanted to tell him to mingle off !
by Ed 99999 April 11, 2008
This might be a very specific geographical location slang term, but it's used in Northern England to mean when a person or people like a thing too much. It's not unlike the saying "...then why don't you marry it?"
My husband is always on his PS4 - he bums off that new COD game.
When did everyone start bumming off Nutella?
When did everyone start bumming off Nutella?
by ddub86 February 27, 2016
by dj pheb September 21, 2005
To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.
Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.
by aretegroup August 06, 2016
1. Verb, to have sex (in any form). Usually quick or very intense sexual encounters due to secrecy, emotional baggage, timing, or relationship unavailability of you or the other person involved. See also nooner.
1. I wonder how many Real World contestants had it off when the cameras weren't rolling? I'd definitely have it off with Dan Renzi.
by dancingqueen March 08, 2005
Derived from jacking off
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
person 1: dude I can't believe how much Mr. X and Mr. Y were maccing off back there, they don't even realize how much macs rape you, they're such tools sometimes.
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
by arandomguy May 05, 2008