liquid johnny

A made-up sexual euphemism designed to confuse and horrify the friends Ericka, Nate, and/or Sam.

And then I gave him a liquid johnny

by fowlduck June 16, 2016

Johnny's Barn

A term more commonly used in the South or in other countrified areas. It means to go the looooooongest way possible in the history of mankind in order to get to ones destination. Its as opposite as you can get from a short cut. Its taking the longest route ever imaginable. Usually used in the sentence "going around Johnny's barn"

1. They closed down the bridge so instead of walking my normal 5 minute route I had to walk all the way around Johnny's freakin barn and it took like 2o minutes.

2. I should have gotten there in 10 minutes but my GPS doesn't know how to use side roads so instead it took me all around Johnny's barn and I got there really late
3. Dang, why did it take you so long to get here? Did you walk all the way around Johnny's barn? Geez.

4. Daily workout? Just walk around Johnny's barn.

by PrincipalWinchester May 12, 2016

Johnny’s Boxer

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

Johnny Dangler

an extremely large penis, so larger that it seems as if it is dangling

“Homeboy is just walking around with a Johnny Dangler over there” -Q.Fox

by qoda553 February 12, 2020

johnny heavy

Nickname for Labatt Blue beer, named after John Labatt the Canadian legend brewer. Essential name to know if you live in the Buffalo area.

I need me a Johnny heavy for the bills game

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

johnny jewels

A dump so impressive, you purposely don't flush it so others can enjoy it's magnificence.

I went to the can only to find Tony had left me a johnny jewels in the toilet.

by sinzoftheflesh August 11, 2020