penis

use it to fuck hot ass females, or hot ass females come suck it until you cum in their mouth

fucking, and sucking

by Billy Man December 03, 2003

penis

The thing which you stick from yourself into something like a hand, a vagina, an arsehole, a mouth, an ear, etc.

My penis is very big.

by no March 08, 2003

Penis

What a person, who will remain unnamed *Cough*BART*Cough*, does not own. Also can be used to describe the shape of Pyrate's nose. May be used as an insult IF it is used in the way it is used in the description.

Wow your "Penis" is just like Bart's!

by Hazey_Morning March 24, 2003

penis

Object of Derek Podesstas Fantasies

DP loves the penis

by Eric March 22, 2003

Penis

Sexual reproductive organ
reason for the internet and this definition.

"whoa you dont know what a penis is!"

"whoa you feel you need to define what a penis is."

Men-look down

Women-look up

by Shiggity Shwanker July 22, 2008

penis

the reproductive organ of the male i have a 15 inch im not lying i wanna be in the porno buis

im sure to open up a few holes on some hot girls with mine

by dan re man June 30, 2003

penis

what kind of idiot are you if you actually need to look this up?

man1: "what is a penis?"

man2: "im not exactly sure, lets go look it up!"

by holylemonkid November 21, 2007