Nobsuck

a person who likes sucking nob Maybe a slut..or gay man

Ohh you nobsuck you!

by tittyflapssss November 29, 2010

noob smoothie

noun. a smoothie consumed by noobs comprised of Coca-Cola, chlorine tablets, garlic and mustard. Costal noobs substitute mustard with tartar sauce. Noob smoothies are typically consumed at breakfast or post-workout.

The noobs went to a malt shop and ordered some noob smoothies.

by cbanowsky October 1, 2012

noobatron

This is some noob who continually does newb things without learning. Like a machine they keep being a newb over and over again.

"oh my god what a Noobatron"

"You cant log in again ?, uber noobatron"

"He keeps doing the same thing over and over what a noobatron"

by ratboy99 August 21, 2013

Noob Tube

Another name for a grenade launcher. Called a 'noob tube' because in video games it takes a little or no skill to get kills with and the grenade launcher is shaped as a tube. People get pissed off everytime they get killed with it.

Player 1: *takes noob tube out*
*fires at player 2*
Player 2: *turns off his computer*

noob tube
call of duty
battlefield
noobs
m203
grenade launcher

by Rager Helix October 26, 2013

nobscotch

An insulting work meaning an idiot or fool. Also means dirty, watery stale cum that looks like dirty whisky coloured slop. Usually ejected from an old man's wrinkly cock.

Examples: Fuck of your nobscotch your doing my head in now. Ooooh, what's all that stuff that's just come out of your cock, it looks like nobscotch.

by bradsbadluck December 5, 2014

Noobcake

It's the same as calling someone a noob but just adding cake on the end for no reason

Man you're such a noobcake

by Mac a mom April 25, 2017

noob boon

A crowd of noobs crowding into an elevator;.

Yay, Noob Boon Time!

by Delelelelelemariokart November 4, 2017