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Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.
Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?
by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010
mugGet the Noob Goblinmug.

noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.
Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"
by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010
mugGet the noob guardmug.

Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level
I only lost because of that fake noob
by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019
mugGet the Fake Noobmug.

ben noob

the gayest boy alive that is obsessed with anime boys
wow... he's such a "ben noob"
by juicz January 12, 2020
mugGet the ben noobmug.

power-noob

Omg u r such a power-noob jo
Hahaha fuck off, i hav leveled up & am no longer a power-noob
by 7Mack11s May 26, 2016
mugGet the power-noobmug.

no u noob

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died
by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019
mugGet the no u noobmug.

noob lucker

if you are lucky and a noob at the same time
This Fizz escapes with 1 hp everytime , fuckin noob lucker
by The Elusive Fizz January 21, 2017
mugGet the noob luckermug.

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